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Wishing isn't bad, right?
Sometimes I wish I didn’t have pale skin. I mean, if it wasn’t for the fact i’m always inside all the time, maybe i would have tanned skin. I wish i wasn’t just a walking skeleton. I mean, i enjoy being skinny. But i wish i looked fit instead of anorexic. If i had the time for working out, i would. But i just don’t have any time right now. I wish i could play...
I wish i could write songs again
But all of them come up as useless pieces of garbage that even an English teacher would frown upon. I need to stop learning how to read music and start writing it again. After all, i’ve finally got the chance to sing them to the one i love.
Sometimes i can't help but wonder
What is the meat made of from Krabby Patty?
I think i've gone insane
I’m painting a skeleton frolicking through flowers.
Why is that we’re okay when people tell things to god, but we call them crazy when god tells them things?
I've got a hickey that looks like a bruise.
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Meet Matt and Alan
Matt and Alan are two brilliant men living in the United States with very successful jobs. Both are happy, both live in the same house, and both of them are legally married to each other. What they would love to do right now is adopt a baby, but because of them being a gay couple, they are not allowed to adopt. This is absolutely absurd and revolting to think we’re okay with blocking...
waiting for my food in the microwave
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The 27th gif in your GIF folder is your reaction...
bloody-brilliant: -dumbledoresgotstyle: darrencrississuchagoober: oh kay? Cool tumblr, bro!
She escaped to Hiroshima
She has a broken ankle, and her finger is messed up. But she’s okay. Stay strong Ayumi, there’s hope for you around the world, and we want to make sure you’ll be okay.
Google has set up a Person-Finder for Japan →
foumaigre-: REBLOG. REBLOG. REBLOG. PUT YOUR TUMBLR TO USE.
I take my leave much vexed in spirit. I offer good advice but you won’t hear it. You all break in and chatter on and on. It’s like a madhouse with the keeper gone. -Tartuffe
maybe the letter “Q” is just the letter “O” with its dick hanging out..– (via exitsigned)
Best Hipster Quote Rebuttals
I have found what can only be explained as the... →
changethevisioninstead: untitledsymphony: No, seriously. You have to check it out. This is the best thing ever. This is the greatest tumblr I’ve ever seen.
The more I'm with her
The happier i feel. It’s amazing what three words can do when you haven’t heard them spoken truthfully from someone in a very long while.
Reblog if you're on Tumblr every day, I want to...
The guide to a perfect relationship
changethevisioninstead: somedudeslife: 1. Find the person you’re happy to be with And wala, you now know how to make a perfect working relationship. Just keep being happy, and everything else will work. “wala”? God, you’re stupid sometimes. VOILA! Also, what the actual fuck? Just because someone makes you happy, it doesn’t mean it will be a “perfect working relationship”. I’m sorry,...
The guide to a perfect relationship
1. Find the person you’re happy to be with And wala, you now know how to make a perfect working relationship. Just keep being happy, and everything else will work.
FUCK YOU KATAMARI
I REFUSE TO STICK TO YOUR SHIT!