April 2011
200th post
I FUCKED A DOLPHIN.
I got a strawberry milkshake
AND a free chick-fil-a sandwich coupon.
Best way to start the weekend EVER!
LET'S SPELL SPACE!
S-P-ACE! SPACE!!!
Oh Pandora, you were right
The National Radio Station was a great choice. Such relaxing music.
I didn't know what fear was
Until I was facing an unknown force alone in my home. I hate tornadoes.
That awkward moment
When you’re talking to your friend about sex and then you really want to have it
…anyone D:)?
Goodnight Tumblr, please feed the beasts when you...
I have to write a song in first block by monday
It has to be classically played but I’m wondering if I should add lyrics. Thoughts?
Oh dear
I left a comment on another user’s ask box and she started following me.
…What do I do with myself!? D:)
Back from Baltimore!
Let me just say this, there is maybe 30 people who visit the tomb of Edgar Allen Poe every day to drop off flowers. That was really cool. And yes! I took pictures. fun fun fun
Please talk to me.
please talk to me Ellie, just give me a clue you’re alive. I’m not going to stay in this relationship if you won’t even say hello to me.
I hate it when i'm walking down the street
And some guy from out of the corner challenges me to a pokemon duel and i’m like
I didn’t bring any pokemon.
I have a pokerface made of glass
I try to put on a smile, but everyone can see right through it and know something’s wrong.
I sent you a text saying i was okay
That the storm had passed, no tornados touched the ground. and that my family and I were safe. And then i remembered your phone was broken and felt like an idiot.
i have my strawberry milkshake
All in the world is fine.
You'll feel a quick sting
It will hit the inside of your heart. After that, it will be drained almost completely of it’s insides. This is the point where the human instincts will kick in. It will try desperately to fill that void in with the old fluids you had stored from before. Not knowing where it’s placed, it will become chaotic, almost in an outrage towards itself for losing the placement of it. It becomes...
It's good to be a boss
That awkward moment
When your music player plays the same song as your ringtone and you look at your phone.
I always hear people talk about "dysfunctional...
“It annoys me, because it makes you think that somewhere there’s this magical family where everyone gets along, and no one ever screams things they don’t mean, and there’s never a time when sharp objects should be hidden. Well, I’m sorry, but that family doesn’t exist. And if you find some neighbors that seem to be the grinning model of ‘function,’...
COME BREAK ME DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!!!
changethevisioninstead:
untit1edsymphony:
hereforpizza:
BURY ME!
BURY ME!
I AM FINISHED WITH YOU!
LOOOOOOK IN MYYY EYYYYYYES
YOU’RE KILLING ME, KILLING ME
I hate it when your worst fears
Become the same dreams you’ve had for the past three days. WHY CAN’T I HAVE DREAMS ABOUT KITTENS OR SOMETHING!?
When the waiter asks, "are you done with this?"...
fuck-me-because-i-:
No, I wanted to eat the plate as well.
I was really hot
So I made myself a strawberry milkshake (because that’s my crack) and now i’m freezing my ass off. WHY MUST YOU BE THIS WAY!?
Listen
petewentz-:
PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF
I...
Dear sickness
Fuck you, I don’t want to spend my days in bed like that. I at least want to make it to the bathroom without feeling like Pompeii is being attacked in my stomach. Also, fuck you. Let me eat dammit. I’m already underweight by a lot and you’re just making it worse.
Today I learned the names of characters in...
thegirlwiththeheadphones:
-purplenurples:
thelovelyvintagevampire19:
onemoonatatime:
mionewazlib:
Forgot Ariadne…
Sometimes..
I wish I could just shove my fingers into pencil sharpeners so that I can poke people to death.
Unpopular opinion:
changethevisioninstead:
Black Holes and Revelations was Muse’s only good album.
I will agree with this, however their other albums do have some of amazing songs. And this we can’t deny.
Whenever I look at you
All I can see is a bird with a broken wing. It’s free, it has potential, and it’s loved by everyone. But that broken wing prevents it from being what it was meant to be. Danger just seems to creep up on it, and while we all want to help this bird fly again, we can’t if all you it does is run away and look at it’s flaw. Time will heal it yes, but the way the surroundings...
I'm so happy for you
I might just drive a pen through my eyeball to celebrate.
