June 2012
tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
kagenagaru:
tublicalor:
eyalees:
spiritofthakandy:
areyoutryingtodeduceme:
princesiksta:
inspectahradio:
darksstars:
gravityisforsuckers:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.
holy shit
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMP OVER THE LAZY DOG eh?
THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPOVERTHELZYDOG
Well that’s weird
HE QUIK BROWN...
Brace yourself, tumblr spambots are coming....
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whalebiology:
so I’m re-watching the first few seasons of Spongebob and I’m on the episode where Sponge and Pat think they flew a rocket to the Moon but really they’re still in Bikinibottom
and…
God at the beginning of the episode Spongebob is trying to get Sandy to take him with her to the Moon and she says nonchalantly, “No way Spongebob; especially not after your little mishap with my...
basedgosh:
which horny geologist named this mineral
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Just doing some audio testing to make a song sound...
May 2012
sassygaygrandhighblood:
2omethiing2ollux:
...
infernallesbian:
when one of your favorite blogs likes a post you made
Watchdroppedabeat:
kamen-rider-equine:
hardboiledandwutnot:
mass-destruction:
shooptastic:
dignified-toddle:
why is the entire world not investing in this
this is such a good investment why the fuck
guys this is good idea
omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes
…..HOLY SHIT
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
WE COULD ALL FINALLY...
yummytomatoes:
spacestepmom:
HELPDSGFDFH
Original
OMDFJKLDFF FUFKCILOSTMYSHITLADKSLJDS
i-o-u-a-fall:
chroniclesofpanem:
tunadeluna:
ninejuanjuan:
bromofasho:
nigga-chan:
nicoosuxx:
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
Remember Remember,...
Anonymous asked: Were you that compelled to reblog a picture with chyld in it? I'm just joking, but still.
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goldentot replied to your post: Welp, just watched Battle Royale.
it’s not supposed to be good, that’s the charm
man fuck this
Welp, just watched Battle Royale.
And frankly, the only good part was the instruction scene because a lady gets jacked with a knife.
Otherwise the story, the gore, and the overall premise is poorly executed and frankly, feels like a bad 90’s film then what people are currently calling it ; “The extreme version of hunger games”
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
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So you know how the Avengers was really good? →
damnthatswhatshesaid:
I guess you could say
It was Marvelous
