July 2012
atearose:
thegoddamnemily:
colorfoul:
so, my grandma is really scared of snakes, and is afraid that they can slither into our house.
she spotted one on our yard today.
and that’s how she captured it
THERE ARE NO SNAKES IN THE HOUSE OF ODIN
Why would you do that to Jörmungandr? Let’s just face it. The house of Odin hates Loki and his kids.
Reblogging again because EMILY YOU GENIUS I...
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mumsawitch:
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
June 2012
imjustonekid:
do you ever random type
like: galsimvaklrer
and think
no that doesn’t look right
and so you erase it and try again
laskdfjaasdf
ah yes that’s how im feeling now
glitzyard: Hi, Tumblr! Quick PSA →
eastafrodite:
What Africa is: - a continent consisting of over 50 sovereign nations, all of which have unique social, political and economical dynamics - a continent that hosts thousands of recognized languages and ethnic groups - the most climatically diverse body of land on Earth;…
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
waltzking:
something about comic sans makes every post better.
Selling Baby the Stars Shine Bright JSK.
bananac:
bananac:
I only wore this dress like once for prom and I’m not too attached so I want to give it a new home.
The listing is on E-bay: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110906023653
Reblogging because someone needs to buy this. ; ;
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American's lived together in harmony. Then...
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wheelcher:
i have everyone’s nudes hidden in my
Middle of test with 100+ students. Dead quiet.
stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale.
what a good url let’s go to their blo-
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dawnoakley:
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
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